I see you've never been on Jalopnik.

I'm not sure which is more disturbing; the fact that this cat is God, or that someone tried to maul the cat in the first place. (And yet I laughed when Raiden ripped out a guy's spine.)

Daihatsu Midget II. Just LOOK at it.

If they ever somehow manage to make canned lightning and transform it into a soda, I'm going to be the guy whose friends shook it up and gave it to me. (WTF)

Not sure, they've been out of business for about 40 years.

Did you know that ISO also made refrigerators and microwaves?

The De Tomaso Pantera. Okay, it didn't fail per se, but later in it's life, it sold terribly. De Tomaso has also gone into liquidation (but they still make and sell cars).

Yes, yes I would.

Yeah, ban the Mustang because it can go over the speed limit! No other car can do that!

Pimp My Mouse.

The link at the end just goes to this page.

I personally believe that the recent violence is largely because all these idiots believe we're all going to die this Friday, so they think it's justified to kill someone.

Zing!

At least it'll be tender.

Canada (and some parts of Alaska), specifically the Alaska-Canada highway.

That might be the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

DAT ASS

Bacon. Because the only good Prius would be a bacon Prius.

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Nice.