Did you know that the DS's headlights swiveled when turning for improved visibility at night?

As a citizen of Seacrest County, I feel your pain. One day, it was RX8's and STi's, and now there are Pagani Zonda Cinques (somehow all five are here) and Bugatti Veyrons. Please, someone, help.

"Frankly, it looks like a fat banana. Or a Twinkie."

I'd have to say the Mach 5.

Well, good luck with that.

I love that added-on last part.

OH THANK GOD

Laughed so hard.

God, I want a Tommy Kaira R...

Typical Nintendo hater.

This is not real Mario Kart. The crash didn't happen right before the finish line with everyone else right behind him.

Plum Crazy ? Is that what that is? Either way, I want to orange myself.

Aw, none of those really work for me. F-ck.

Looks even better, actually. Nice drawing!

YOUR MEME IS BAD

I like the way you think.

Doubtlessly.

I'd rather have this.

The Metal Gear Solid: HD Collection. It doesn't have anything to do with cars, but these games are absolutely, mind-blowingly incredible, and everyone should get the chance to play them.

I'd rather just buy from my local shop, wich has HK UMPs, FN F2000s, and Desert Eagles.