Isn't this essentially a photo of Jessica Alba with blonde hair?

Her dress just makes me think of uterine lining. Lots and lots of uterine lining.

Nick Offerman obviously doesn't know about the secret clause in the constitution which requires all incoming presidents to have sex with their predecessors.

I think this is more the stuff Tom Haverford would actually think in the shower and when he'd talk about it at work with his coworkers, Ron Swanson would scoff and shut the door to his office.

I wrote in my friend Dave's graduation card...

Spoiler alert: her mother is not looking out for her best interests.

Exactly. Plus I don't believe she's an FF, based on The Bra Band Project http://www.brabandproject.com/gallery/search…. Her tops might be FF but her boobs are not.

No white dancers!

I'm not sure that anyone can answer better than Kat did. That you can totally have a right to your views and you own spaces, just don't be surprised when plenty of women don't want to join into those spaces because they exclude trans women.

That news must have rattled him.

Must have taken MJ Fox about 5 hours to type that Tweet out. Yeah, I suck.

I don't know how true it is, but one of my favorite anecdotes to come out about him recently is that Aladdin was denied a Best Original Screenplay nomination because Williams ad-libbed so much of his part that it wasn't even recognizable.

Personally I am torn between staying up late to watch <i>What Dreams May Come</i> and never watching that movie ever again.

I actually came around to liking Logan by the end, when he grew up and Rory turned into a whiny entitled brat. But still. No to all three.

God, I hated Dean SO MUCH.

Rory Marries Man Who Is Not Dean, Jess or Logan (He's Not Even Marty)

Pointless Stories With Pineapple Time!

People playing musical chairs used to drive me crazy. Sit in your damn seat or don't get separate checks; I assign the food based on seat numbers, so when you start moving around like crazy, it plays hob with my ability to charge you correctly.

The salad was asking for it, dressed like that.

I'd say "put the first woman president there," but in terms of women holding top executive authority the US lags behind touchy-feely liberal hotbeds of feminist thought like Pakistan, India, Bangaldesh, Indonesia, Turkey, and Kyrgyzstan.