I did this once in college! I was so proud of myself for having thousands of dollars to pay my own tuition and then moments later I was cursing my stupidity because I'd set up the wrong account (can't remember now if savings or checkings was the correct, but I mixed them up).

My mom called the bank for me (out of…

This was truly amazing*!! Thank you Burt!!

*I laughed so hard several snorts fell out

I know I'm super late to the post but I wanted to give you a *hug* and say I feel ya! Not to bore anyone to tears but I went through something similar with my older brother and he gave me folgers coffee and dryer balls -___- (does it matter that I don't even have a dryer?)

My mom had a recipe similar to yours and I think since she made it I was extra confused as to why I couldn't eat it. Also it was salty and delicious.

I like Jennifer Lawrence fine but I agree with you. Last year was just like when Sandra Bullock won for The Blind Side.

I'm a tall lady with big feet, so thanks :{

I'v lived in Chicago for 5 years and this is the first winter I could afford to buy a real coat, which I got from REI:

http://www.rei.com/product/854999…

My dad's advice was that North Face, Columbia, Obermeyer, Patagonia, etc are all good brands, but some of them (North Face, Patagonia) are expensive just for the name.…

This is a totally morbid but hilarious comment.

I need that month between Christmas and birthday in order for them each to work. STAY AWAY FROM MY BIRTHDAY.

How are you gonna post these scrumptious pics and not link to any recipes?!

Bacon covered dates are also delicious but very, very rich.

I actually thought this was kind of interesting—who (in terms of age) are the women getting abortions? So here's some statistics:
http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/fb_induce…

And! Speaking to the idea of "I'm too old to have an abortion", I'm starting to feel like that now, in my mid-twenties. I think it's because I…

I love how the profile pictures of the three sub-teams show them wearing matching coats with furry little hoods and big ole smiles.

http://walkingwiththewounded.org.uk/southpole2013/…

I loooove that photo of Corey and I love him and he should have won!

I love this but goodness Jon Stewart is so short!

I'm glad you shared—I always assumed you were plain old Jewish :O

Poor JimBrown! This isn't the first time you were misled, was it?

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I want to second ad infinitum's story point!! When my brother and I were tots, we had a long haired cat named Zoomer. Once my brother covered her in an entire bottle of baby sunscreen and she let him! She then refused to let my mom wash her off. A year or so later, she let us cover her in plastic barrettes but she…

I wouldn't normally make such a trivial comment but because there are so many butts badgering you tonight...

I really enjoyed reading this and I can't wait to think about it and discuss it with my boyfriend. I love how you funny your pieces are and how they just give me a lil food for thought.

I laughed even though I was eating a cookie.

I just wanted to say thank you for your analogy. I teach 36 fifth graders and I'm tired and I just needed a lil logic and compassion before I started to feel like a chubby loser.