I don't think it places men in a Catch-22. If we look at your examples—it's great that they wouldn't hit back but they could also probably pretty easily defend themselves without necessarily hurting you.

We never used hot water at my dad's house—it makes a difference??

Hi! I don't meant to butt in and I'm a little worried you're just a troll, but I believe there's an answer to your question and Rotating Orange isn't giving it to you.

Thank you for the insight Tracy!

I NEED to see that hair net on Shoshanna!!

I was coming here to say the same thing. Thank you!

That is an adorable diagram! And it makes good sense.

I have nothing original to say, just SQUEE watching Lindy is the best treat! I didn't think she could be funnier but she is!

My mom always throws a pack of razor cartridges in my Easter basket or Christmas stocking and I use them for months so they last all year. That'd be my advice to cut down on cost! (I use the expensy Venus razors and I'm pretty sure she only buys them with coupons).

I call him boyfriend!

I just realized this is the first Snap Judgment I've ever bothered to look at! Also one of my appliances is named Zosia :}

I love it too! C:

I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet but your Ben&Jerry comment was delightful!! And it made me realize something fundamental about myself!! Yay!

THANK YOU a million times!

I was just talking to my boyfriend about that this morning! I posited that the best time to have anal sex would be right after a large poop (assuming your bf was average) because you're already stretched out but he countered with the possibility of a dirty rectum.

I have the same problem! A gap wide enough to fit a third breast. For years I wore 34A and recently with weight gain went up to a 34B, but there was always the gap in the middle. About a month ago I got a tip from another Jezzie and tried resizing myself according to this website (http://www.venusianglow.com/p/bra-matr…

I agree! I had that revelation as well because my boobs aren't very "big" (according to VS I'm a 36A/34B) but I actually properly fit into a 32D or DD. My boobs are small but they're not shallow, which an A should be in any band size.

Me too :c

Yesterday one of my tactless fifth graders asked why my stomach looked "like that" and I was like ??? I just ate lunch???

It's damper! I have a recipe if anyone is interested in making easy bread with kids. We did it at camp with first graders and it is delish with butter and jam.

(I know! Goodness.)