Hearted!! You're amazing for this.

Terribly off topic, but is your username from Watership Down?

I totally read that "RIP!" as part of the narrative, ie as what happened to the hypothetical chick when it got too close to the cat.

pics or it didn't happen! (that sounds gorgeous!!)

Bwahahaha your comment is so adorable. My mom is getting married next year sooo....hope your story isn't a taste of what's to come!

You know how kids like to pretend their parents never have sex? Well if your parent has a memory foam mattress, clearly all they're doing is sleeping on it.

My mom just bought a memory foam mattress, so this is great news!!

So what does it mean if I hook up with "sexy bad boys" (men) when I'm not ovulating?

Forget the slurpees—I'm really happy and excited with the writing that they inspired!!!

#STLPRIDE. Yay I heart you for this!

CAN I JUST SAY he is wearing a St. Louis Cardinals World Series shirt?! Yes? Match made in heaven guys.

I'd sign that petition!

It's all fun and games until Stephan Colbert cries.

Same here! I was fascinated!!

I wish there was!!

wish I could say the same! :)

Hagrid!

I thought "averaging men's and women's pockets" was what I was doing when I put my things in his pockets?

I'm okay with my name now, but it's hard not to feel short-changed when you have a sister named Catarina Allesandra. Furthermore, both my sister's names are ancestrally significant, while I'm named after either a character from a sci-fi classic or a pornstar, depending on which parent you ask.

I once had a roommate who defriended me. Totally pointless but that random act of passive-aggression summed up our relationship pretty well.