Talk about #cotd material! Brava, mimsy!

I don't know how to embed this, but my favorite Lindsay/SNL skit was with Debbie Downer at Disney World. Priceless, y'all!!

My thoughts exactly until "...in a jar." How do you/Why would you bake cupcakes in a jar? Is it one really big delicious cupcake?

Wow, didn't see that one coming. Still laughing...

Yeah I feel like I'd have a hard time thinking about one thing, let alone one person.

Oh man, I forgot about being on your side!! Preach, Gavagirl.

Oh snap!

I first learned how to orgasm during missionary sex by keeping my legs closed—put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, ya jerk.

Interesting!

My favorite silver nail polish was 76 cents. Looove Wet N Wild.

Hearted.

Not that I ever do it, but I kinda agree with Michael Ian Black.

I dislike the new translations—too formal! I much prefer saying "And also with you" than "And with your spirit." and after all these weeks, that's pretty much the only one I don't fumble.

Whenever I go home, my brothers and I try to make each others laugh, much to my mother's chagrin. . One of the classic ways is to sing "Lasagna" instead of "Hosanna."

I used to have underwear like that when I was a wee one! Sadly my mom took them away because I had a bad habit of flipping my skirt over my head whilst wearing them :(

I used to hate-read Jozen Cumming's blog but he was too enraging; I had to give it up.

Ahem MoGlo: pinnacle of FELINE achievement.

One of my mom's friends used to joke that she found the dress and then the man—she bought her dress a couple years before she even met her future husband because it was like $25 at a secondhand shop.

Oh! I had no idea there was such a place in St. Louis—thanks for the tip! I am mos def getting one of those calendars as soon as I can afford it :( so cute!

I never drink coffee in the morning shower because I'm afraid of shards of glass eating my poor feet...but a hot shower and a cold beer is a whole 'nother ball game. I've totally done that on more than one occasion. Cheers!