Yay King of the Hill fan!! I'm kind of an old grump when it comes to television, but I love love love that show.

It's okay, I was sitting down when I read your comment.

I didn't realize that was the doll until I started reading comments. Whoops...

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Sorry Bieber...I'm a diehard King of the Hill fan so when you say "WE MAKE TOGETHER" I think of the episode where Hank refers to taking a shit as having to "make" and then I think of you declaring to the world that everyone must shit together and it's history we're all making and well, giggles. It doesn't help that…

Eek I'm super late to the Midweek Madness party but this letter is brilliant and you are hearted (I almost typed "knighted"—that's how good it was).

That's a great idea! The kickboxing class offered at my gym had a self-defense segment and once when I asked the teacher what I could do as a runner, he suggested the keys strategy (and he taught me a few simple moves).

Aww :( I know how you feel because something similar just happened to me. I've been reading Sandra Cisneros and Jhumpa Lahiri and I must say, reading about other people's hearts has helped me realize how not alone we all are.

I've never thought about it that way, but I agree! That is definitely something to keep in mind when rearing kids.

I can't help it, I giggled!

I just shared it with a new friend. I'm a tad worried that he'll be miffed, but I prefaced it by saying "This should just be shit guys say to their cats, let's be real."

Whoa whoa whoa. I had no idea either of them were in Veronica Mars and I haven't gotten far enough into Party Down to see Rudd. This is great news!

:( that's not on netflix...but you've inspired me to add "watch an alan rickman movie" to my cheer up list.

Mmm mm Alan Rickman here! I! come! >:)

I know this isn't the case for everyone, but some names—like Katherine, Khloe, Kaitlin—are traditionally spelled with a K in certain languages. I know not everyone cares about tradition though le sigh.

Thank you.

My roommate—who is a bilingual education major and black world studies minor—told the Lemon/Orangejello story at a party a few months ago. I couldn't get to a computer to bust out the snopes, but she said she'd SEEN it. At least she was kind enough to concede that maybe the document she saw was a fake.

At first I thought it said "unite" and I was like "That's cute...even though it makes no sense and is not funny."

I know this is serious business, but I lol'd at your comment. I do that all the time.

I was so excited to see a page of stars that look like Gumby that I skipped the rest of the article and was very disappointed when it was just a handful of celebs wearing green dresses. Boring! They could have at least included Jim Carrey's green mtv suit if they were going that route.