Obviously none of your roommates have never dropped anything in their stupid open toilets! Just another reason to close it up.

Jezebel > Wikipedia :)

The Lifehacker article on Goals vs Resolutions has some encouraging words (a quote from another weblog, how meta!) for when you fail to stick to your resolutions:

Ditto what everyone else said, and the advice one of my friends gave me: when she was pregnant, she already knew it, the missed period was just the last bit of confirmation. If you've been careful but also stressed, your first conclusion should be stress, not pregnancy.

I really had to puke last night at like 3am but I'm on the fourth floor/attic and the bathroom is on the first...so I found a bucket and puked in that.

Okay my new New Year's Resolution is to get a Comment of the Day! Take that, mods!

Yay! Congrats! Here's to many more 5ks!

I just wanted to chime in and support your vow! You are super awesome and there is mos def someone out there who appreciates you. Also I admire your confidence!

I am speechless and thank you and OMFG. My year has been made. :DDDDDDDDD

1. GET A STAR ON JEZEBEL.

Unless you live near hawks, in which case it's dangerous for the little kitty, obnoxious for your neighbors, and *good* for the birds.

!! The first two recipes I saw were Mock-Chana Masala and Vietnamese-inspired Peanut Rice. Yummm. Thank you for the tip!

What a fabulous idea!! Thank you :))

Ahaha so glad someone else thought of that.

I just wanted to comment to let you know I read this and your sainthood is duly noted. Hats off to you.

Aww reading these comments really warmed my heart! I am not alone! I feel better :))

But she made it sound so cute!!

Jezebel should either have an advice column where the editor and commenters can tell the asker how awesome they are, or facilitate some sort of chat room where we can sing each other's praises FOR FREE. #priceless

I felt bad because I still thought it looked delicious :((

SERIOUSLY.