It's actually kind of funny—it's like you keep confirming that you're still laughing.

I definitely did that when I worked in a restaurant!

I'd like to thank you for again showing me just how ridiculously wrong my deductions are. For example, because Jezebel is "etc etc etc for women", I tend to assume readers (such as yourself) are women. And when I found out a few weeks ago that you weren't a woman, I just assumed you looked like your profile picture.…

Still not convinced that's not Johhny Depp.

Oh kissing. So much fun, so much uncertainty. Does anyone else ever worry before they kiss someone for the first time that you won't be compatible and they'll think you're a bad kisser even though really you're not (but maybe they are!)?

Whew, fettuccine alfredo. I was worried that the title was hinting at placenta pie.

If you're not committed to buying a coat and you know a seamstress, I'd suggest a cape! That's what my mom did.

I haven't been on Jezebel much this past week so this is the first time I've seen a byline by Jenny Zhang, but can she always write Good/Bad/Ugly, please? I loved how she went beyond "this is fug" and picked out little details to support her opinion. Also love that she gave credit where it was due. Kind, but critical.…

Me too :| I swear last night this said "Would You Use Beads to Spice Up Your Sex Life?"

Thank you :)) and I guess that ^ all sounds kind of bleak, but I am mostly happy and healthy, I swear!

Sometimes I get a sharp pain in/around my clitoris and twice when I've looked in a mirror I've found a small hair wedged in there (not growing, but misplaced).

I've been writing a history paper all night so I'm having a hard time stringing together sentences, but I feel like I can't not post about this.

If someone takes him in, we'll have to rethink the whole "red-headed stepchild" slur. Cos he's too cute for that.

Was quite excited when I thought this piece was "Alleged Rocks Scam Devoted Anthropological Community" :(

So could you set it to mute when the terms "applause" or "dramatic music" show up in closed captioning? Because that'd be kind of funny.

Where I'm from, the kids rejected from the aquarium club formed the fishing club.

Hearted because you answered the question before anyone asked it. I'm also from St. Louis :) and still really curious as to whereabouts Karlie is from because we had the same dance teacher.

I feel ya! I used to date a guy who was allergic to periods so if I was having my way with him during shark week, I'd get the most terrible ache down there.

I applaud your scientific study Jenna! Especially how you accounted for handedness by putting both polishes on both hands. Brava!