BEST derp face ever. Also high punchability.

My favourite part:

These people really need to do some soul-searching. He could cure cancer and it would not be enough to atone for his crimes.

I realize she’s a capable actress, but she always either annoys or bores the living snot out of me. :\ If they’re putting her in Clooney/Sinatra role, I’d call that a really bad fit.

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

Heyyy, Texas? And also all the rest of you anti-choicers?
From the bottom of my heart ... I hate you so much that I can’t find my grown-up words any more.

Obligatory women’s health nurse post.

This is so fucking gross and annoying. And you can get a hymen certificate all you want, that doesn’t prove you didn’t have oral or any other sex. I grew up with Catholic girls who called themselves *~virgins~* but blew everybody and had anal. I hate this religious hypocrisy. When you make a huge fuss about something…

*sounds conch horn*

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

Those “certain” people are most likely muslims. His whole campaign was about scaring old white people and Quebecers into voting for him because he’ll stand up for our “Canadian Values” while simultaneously courting those same muslims that are protesting against the new Ontario sex ed curriculum. Hes also anti choice,…

It will be my first time voting today. So excited!

“I said, ‘Yes, I’m going to go on the “Nancy Grace” show.’ And she [the Kardashian publicist] said, ‘Please don’t do that. We’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.”

When you get involuntarily booted from a flight, you need to know your rights. AA and all airlines have every incentive to lower their involuntary bumps because the Department of Transportation will investigate if they see high numbers. That’s why gate agents are incentivized themselves to get you to be a voluntary…

Welp, I’ll just be in a corner weeping...

I'm just gonna say it, I think it's super weird you have to get a license to fish, but ANYBODY can just have a kid. I feel like you should have to take a test and then pay a fee to get licensed to have children. Don't know if it would solve all these kinds of problems, but at least maybe cut down on them.

If a person RSVP’s yes and then doesn’t show (and doesn’t send a nice apologetic gift/card) then you quietly right them off as a shitty friend or your unfortunate asshole family. You don’t do something even more shitty like this.