Oh, your mom sounds AWESOME. It's nice you are so close, and that she was so thoughtful to present you with a play by play.

Please thank her from all of us! :)

I don't let myself eat alot of bread or cabs (because: om nom nom), but I had a sammich with mayo on it at a baby shower 2 weekends ago, and it's all I can think of.

This is Day 1 of 28 of my Beast Mode/Cut before my engagement session with my fiance.

Mmm.. Mayo...

Wait, there are actually people in the projection room?
#memoriesofamisspentyouth

Thanks :) I love it, and want to abuse it's awesomeness, but If it ended up being some crazy birther/GOP/TP/Repub/ Climate Change isn't real type, I'd be embarrassed. Because: duh.

Um. I'm sure this is a painfully stupid question, with a painfully stupid answer, but who's the fella in the red tie, 4th from the top?

You know, that's probably likely :(

Maybe it's because I'm in Canada Land, but I love our socialized health care. It's not always perfect, but I thank god every day that I can go see a doctor when I have a small ailment, never mind when my fiance can see a doctor for free, so he can get a script to get over freakin'…

YAS!! So excited! :)

" When Mencimer asked Levy how she got involved with the lawsuit, Levy replied, "I don't know how I got on this case. I haven't done a single thing legally. I'm gonna have to ask them how they found me." "

I'm sure someone else has mentioned this (I probably missed it) but how the hell can that happen? People can…

YAS!! I got conscripted to see the latest Hobbit movie with my bestie, her hubby, my fi, and our mutual friend, and I am NOT a fan. I joked I was gonna get drunk, and then randomly shout out things like, 'WHERE's DOBBY?! I WANT DOBBY'.

The only equivalent I could find for 50 Shades was 'S&M!? HOW ABOUT SOME M&M'S?'

Does…

This is, in fact, what my bestie and I are doing. That day, we have her daughter's birthday party, then I"m sneaking in a flask to the movie theatre. It's been handled. :)

My bestie and are going on V-Day.

Sometimes, I think people feel like Aboriginal/First Nations people should just 'get over it'. Study, get a student loan, and improve themselves.

Sometimes, I think people feel like Aboriginal/First Nations people should just 'get over it'. Study, get a student loan, and improve themselves.

That's awesome, but when you live in a community with almost no social support, food and other basics cost pretty much the earth, and you don't have a lot of role models or…

I commented on a friend's Facebook status with something similar (he's from NY). Canadians like to act superior, because we didn't have slavery. But the way our Aboriginal/ First Nations communities have been treated, and continue to be treated, belies the fact that we have our own real issues with racism we need to…

That's what happens when cats don't mind their biz, and are nosey! My cat follows me into the bathroom all the time. And he's especially nosey around my time of the month.

I'm too cranky-pants for this shit.

I forgot that I had actually created an account in 2013! I had only used it that one time before yesterday, but I'm not really sure either.

Sorry?

I have been a long time lurker of Jezebel. This story had me so flabbergasted, I create an account today, just to be able to say:

Thank god you said it. I've been lurking on this thread, hating myself because I loved her dress, and the quality and arrangement of all the vintage decor and venue. But, I will admit they could have done without the guns, and those hats. I think had the serving staff been wearing more traditional serving clothes, it…