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Perhaps all white male actors should be voiced by Aubrey Plaza.

Excellent point. AND EXCELLENT SHADE.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.

Good time as any to mention the excellent memoir The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio which is set during the sweepstakes & radio/TV prize craze of the 1950s.

Mark...dearest I love ya' but your stance regarding chicken liver on toast...

FWIW, I refuse to read the Goat Man story all the way through.

he did get a delightful spear of chicken liver toast which he was not particularly fond of because, you know, chicken liver is kind of gross and doesn't belong on toast.

I know someone I REALLY want to send this to, but probably shouldn't.

I have never understood this...

Ergo if the poachee walked out on their old spouse with you, what's to prevent them from repeating the cycle?

If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.

I actually think they didn't really sexualize here here, and I was liking that about how she was styled. The makeup is very minimal, very natural, her hair is braided, no jewelry, she's wearing a ball cap. The only thing that is even suspect is the top and that is something many other 13 year old girls are wearing…

No.

I don't think so at all. I was actually thinking how nice it was that she was not sexualized.

I think she looks her age here—the styling is, as the headline trumpets, quite natural. What about this image feels sexualized to you?

I feel pretty!