Excellent point. AND EXCELLENT SHADE.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.

Good time as any to mention the excellent memoir The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio which is set during the sweepstakes & radio/TV prize craze of the 1950s.

Mark...dearest I love ya' but your stance regarding chicken liver on toast...

FWIW, I refuse to read the Goat Man story all the way through.

he did get a delightful spear of chicken liver toast which he was not particularly fond of because, you know, chicken liver is kind of gross and doesn't belong on toast.

I actually think they didn't really sexualize here here, and I was liking that about how she was styled. The makeup is very minimal, very natural, her hair is braided, no jewelry, she's wearing a ball cap. The only thing that is even suspect is the top and that is something many other 13 year old girls are wearing…

No.

I don't think so at all. I was actually thinking how nice it was that she was not sexualized.

I think she looks her age here—the styling is, as the headline trumpets, quite natural. What about this image feels sexualized to you?

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

"All going according to plan.... "

I would read the HELL out of a Snape story, but I have an unabashed love of Alan Rickman, even when he's wearing a wig and a dress.

I didn't know I wanted it, but now I must have a story about a young Professor McGonagall.....actually screw that, I want the entire McGonagall autobiography.

Holy smoke, the woman in the orange jumpsuit reminds me of Brooke Windham in Legally Blonde.

This kind of situation is more common than you'd think in every type of family, poor or not. Victims are expected to just get over it and are forced to see/interact with their molesters, especially if it was a family member or SO of a family member. You can be emotionally dense whether rich or poor.

So much for that Christian forgiveness because boobies.