My dog went into the kitchen once, pulled out an empty chili container from the trash and brought it back to us. She plopped down in front of us and started to work on licking out the chili leavings. Like "HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'; I GOT CHILI." When we tried to take it from her she was like "EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLES THAT IS…
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Off with their heads.
Does she get her hats from the Alexis Carrington-Colby collection??
Black Mirror is actually fucking great. I really recommend watching them. They'll freak you the fuck out and give you some great conversation fodder.
My cat would murder me in my sleep if I even thought about doing this to her. The noise from the video was enough for a scowl.
Also as the girl who outed Leo McGarry in the first season of West Wing.
As I suspected, FriesenPress is a self publishing company. Suing Disney is one of the new dynamic ways to get the word out about your self published book.
Pie. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it.
I think the real question here is whether the nothing burger will be followed by cake or by pie.
Followed by...
Go on kids, crack it open!
*thwack, thwack**crack*
CANDY——NOOO NOT CANDY NOOOO
*screaming**tiny suction cup noises*
*more screaming*
It's like the world's weirdest piñata.
I'm going to quit my job and just devote my life to being an Ariana Grande's Ponytail truther.
CALLIE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ARIANA GRANDE'S PONYTAIL IS FAKE. NO. YOU CAN'T STEAL ANY MORE OF MY DREAMS FROM ME.
And he incessantly plays in standing/running water so they're always cold and wet. Also meaning that every surface in our apartment is covered in kitten tracks.
You mean like how yesterday he got caught in the sofa cushions while napping?
Holy jeez that skinny little guy looks just like my Peanut! *SQUEE*