Given their intelligence, I expect the dog might make a better congressman than the human. 

SSpartans would've left him to die since he would be considered useless. 

Probably is with his terrible injuries. Not making fun - but it’s probably a huge factor for his Death cult of masculinity overcompensation

He looks like someone who spends his weekends paying homeless people to fight each other for food and posts videos of it on 4chan

It’s called the “Paul Ryan”.

Fuck this guy.

Okay, so he racked up $3 million in immediate care, and the insurance company clearly tried to pay him one-and-done. But, folks, there’s still pain and suffering, future lost wages, future medical care, etc. They very likely got someone to put together a projection of what his additional medical expenses would be for…

He looks like he insists that he is a “Nice Guy”, but then turns vicious when you turn him down.

Seconded. His abysmal ignorance will hinder his ability to do any serious damage in office.

This. Despite his devastating Injury I feel confident In saying that he will tell anyone else In his position to go fuck themselves and fall In line with other Republicans when It’s time to vote on a bill.

As an aunt to a Belgian Malinois, all I could think about upon first glance at this photo was how sad I am for that dog. Bro probably teaches him commands in German and shit, too.

The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was that Brady must be going hunting for endangered species with Trump, Jr. I can’t believe no one else has pointed this out - he’s totally Brady’s doppelganger.

Man, I knew that there was discourse on himbos but, like, here’s proof positive that not all himbos deserve protecting.

Just in case it needs saying. The spartan logo on a holster is the new fedora. 

Does that mean he’s nadless, like a ken doll?

I like how the lede in every story about this guy is how he beat someone who was endorsed by Trump and then you read his positions and he might as well be Eric’s lost twin.

Well, he’s memorized the same old tired rightist cliches so he should be very successful. Bet he can’t wait to get to D.C. to start dismantling all those freedom-crushing rules and regulations...like the ADA.

real estate investor

Does he also want to institutionalize men fucking boys just like the Spartans did?

a motivational speaker