huh My barbies always got together to fuck. I’m not sure we even knew what was going on, but my friends and I would pool our Barbies and Kens and play match maker. Then the clothes would fly off!

My parents took me to the movie when I was wee. I just remember crying in the lobby of the theater. They finished the movie without me.

Love that podcast!

I also use newspaper to wrap presents. Sometimes I add a bow, but usually it’s just the most colorful pages of the paper.

When I had to buy things for my grandparents I would adopt an animal for them from places like the International Rhino Foundation https://rhinos.org/. It worked out well b/c they didn’t need more stuff, were into conservation, and I like rhinos.

Such a good book!

REM’s The One I Love was dedicated to significant others in high school all the time. They all missed the line, “A simple prop to occupy my time.” Not a love song at all! 

Our never really learned stairs either, despite using them to go outside every day. She also was afraid of our cats. One cat would sit on the back porch stairs and the greyhound was too scared to run past to get back inside! That cat tortured are dog in such fun ways.

Greyhounds are such wonderful dogs. We had one growing up. Loved her. My dad looked up her race history. She lost all her races, bless her. I wish I could have greyhound now, but no dogs in my apartment building.

I read somewhere that Depp based Cap. Sparrow on Keith Richards, musing that pirates where the rock stars of their age. I like that story better than stupid sauna brain.

I’m sure it’s just the pose, but God, Lindsay’s arms look thin!

I do duck for Christmas and get it from Whole Foods.

I did this too. The automatic feeder is a godsend! 

When I was in high school my friends and I dressed up and took the kids we baby sat for around. We loved trick or treating and didn’t want the fun to end. In my 30s I did not dress up, but took my nieces around just b/c I love going house to house and seeing neighbors aspect. I got some treats too!

Who can just shit on demand like that?!?

Those poor kids, having to sit through baseball so their parents can act normal. No one should be forced to watch baseball.

Yeah, I think that was on Criminal. It stuck with me.

But lets talk about that coat on Melania. I sort of love it!

I’m so glad she still has a couple of dorgis. It makes me sad to think of such a dog lover without any dogs.

I hate green and I want that dress! wow!