Sounds like someone has trust issues.

I didn't say conspiracy theories were fiction. I'll repeat myself. Conspiracy theorists are NOT trying to fool anyone, so what was your point about Bible authors fooling people, because I never implied it?

That was actually kind of painful to watch.

Wait, wait, wait. Conspiracy theorists aren't trying to fool anyone, either. Their intent is sincere. What's your point?

Ok. I see what you mean. Intension. It's like a book about a JFK conspiracy theory. It may not be factually accurate, but it's intent is non fiction. Fair enough.

The Great Gatsby refers to real places, times, events, and culture. Is it fiction or non-fiction?

I'd be offended if it was marked nonfiction, so I guess not everyone can be pleased.

If you're not disagreeing with me that some people can make a difference with diet and exercise, than we aren't in disagreement. Of you're not disagreeing with me than plenty of people don't work as hard as you, then we're not in disagreement. You're not the subject of my comment.

You're big, not fat. Clearly this doesn't apply to you.

If insecure, overweight women put as much effort into losing weight as they do in persuading themselves they're literally beautiful, then perhaps they actually would be.
Words actually have meaning, and most of us adults understand that. If you must be patted on the head and handed a trophy just for participating, so…

Sarah's shtick is getting reeeeeeeeal old.

Because women aren't responsible for anything, right?

Calm down. Take a deep breath.

Calm down.

Good to know. I'll go have a beer while she works it out, then.

So bad, it was good.

Hawaiian pizza is delicious.

There are safer alternatives to BC

Here, let me try. Women are insecure and need loads of attention and acceptance from marginal friends and coworkers. This affirms their poor decision to get married to the wrong guy, or not terminate their unwanted pregnancy.

Jesus would never have done this.