Just to counterpoint: you’ve inverted the problem. DC characters work when they’re played fully straight, with no attempts at “humanizing” them or giving them psychological layers. They were created to be popcorn, they work best as popcorn, and no matter how much A1 you pour on them, they’ll never be steak.

People want to go see movies where they can enjoy themselves and have a good time, not oddly color-graded deconstructions of heroism bogged down with unnecessary CGI.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Next victim’s father...

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

I have a feeling several other people will have 5 minutes alone with Nassar

I gotta give the guy points for creativity as to asking for a few minutes alone with this dirtbag.

So you’re saying I should nunchuck that joke into the trash?

Your idea, even with its rocky start, is a bit of a stretch. It’s a hot take that I can see right through.

I HATE THAT KID

..and brags about how he won the Super Duper Street Fighter 2 tournament.

“That game doesn’t exist.”

“FAKE NEWS!”

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

Son of a bitch!

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!