Never gonna happen! In any negotiation, both sides need to make confections and bring something to the maple. Roger Goodell is as stubborn as a mute, and Brady is chomping at the bitch to be redeemed. Sounds like a real stormy romance to me.

Who are we rooting for again I forgot

I think there are more boxing movies than boxing fans now.

In all seriousness how did I never see this before. I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. Thank you for opening my eyes. I agree and I am not a wiener.

I TOO COMMEND ME

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

I watched Veep, ate a sleeve of saltines, and had some caramel almond praline ice cream.

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

I have nothing against a good IPA, but it does suck to go to your local bar or growler place in the summer and not find a single good hefeweisen when there are 14 different IPAs on tap.

FIFA is going to have the US win the World Cup so we drop all these charges.

There are certain people/groups of people that the majority of the internet seems to collectively hate: Nickelback, Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, etc.

You rang?

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.

Wow, that escalated quickly.

Jesus fuck if you people unionize will you be able to afford grammar check on your computer so your fucking headlines aren’t missing a fucking verb you stupid fucking idiot? This is your one god damn job in the world if I did my job the way you do your job we’d all be dead right now fucking Christ

Jesus, when I heard it was "a little chilly for lips and assholes" I thought they were talking about Detroit's famous Coney dogs!

This is absolutely disgusting.