If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

#NotAllMillennials

Looking good without being viewed as intelligent is hardly considered problematic in women, much less viewed as a tragic development.

That's what people said four years ago.

It's not so much that government should stop funding loans entirely, but that the zero risk loan market, combined with low interest loans, makes it so that schools have no reason not to raise tuition and be more careful with spending, since borrowers can take out massive loans that would be nearly impossible without…

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

TBH I think this is more an argument for integrating sex toys into one's repertoire than anything else. Nobody picks partners based on length or girth. (I mean maybe SOMEBODY does, but they're outliers.) Ladies like the stretch, but that doesn't require a dick! Better to have a creative partner than some dude who…

Not all white feminists.

Mya's mother has been making $3,865/month at home scanning and filtering security videos on YouTube when she comes across a video of her mom watching security videos on YouTube.

Okay... I'm 31 years old... I'm married... I work full time...

DISCLAIMER: You may not agree with what I have to say here. What you read may piss you off. I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm so fine with it that I've decided that I won't even challenge what you reply back with. Why? I'm done arguing about this with people. I've heard your views and the reasoning you use to support…

Can we just take a moment, and give this badass a hand? Fuck yeah, Kitty.

Final Fantasy 6

Tetris for the original Game Boy.

Title: Ninja Gaiden Xbox

Here's how you know you're a nerd—you look at the second shirt and think "How is a riff on the triforce from Legend of Zelda objectifying?"

No, they all have problems, hell including VII.

No, I think it was Enix who damaged Final Fantasy. Whether you like the game or not, Final Fantasy X-2 set a horrible precedent when it became the first direct spinoff to a numbered Final Fantasy title. They've been milking the shit out of each and every entry they can ever since. I used to defend the series. I can't…