Bioware's writers getting "tactical" and "strategic" mixed up all the time in ME3 bugged the hell out of me.

D:

Let's face it- it'd be the only pokemon that actually looks cool.

Claptrap would quickly confuse that exhaust port with a wall sphincter.

Best reviewator on Kotaku.

I'm not sure how Microsoft still has an ass after it's been so thoroughly and repeatedly kicked by Sony.

Dammit, there's a joke about "Peking Duck" in there somewhere.

If it's Planetside 2 with WH40k, holy crap would that be amazing.

My lord, you can play Tetris with the next console generation.

That's how it should work. Consumer demands keeping tabs on producer supply in check. It's not a perfect system. It doesn't always work. But to say it never works and that the "free market" is pure fantasy is fantasy itself.

And then E3 happens and we find out that Kojima meta-bushwhacked the gaming community when it's announced that Kurt Russell will be the voice of Solid Snake.

New theory: people who throw their guns are just morons.

For people afraid of Kinect watching you at all times because you supposedly can't turn it off, I have a simple one-step solution.

You like Community? You're all right, kid.

I'm guessing you like the Big Bang Theory.

OH NOT THIS GUY AGAIN

That rapscallion! That sort of cruel financial charlatanry will be the miscreant's final undoing.

Okay, guys. Better names for this console. GO!

Oh, good. The money's not being donated to Child's Play. There are more charities than that, folks.

Total War games teach you history. And military tactics. And how fun it is to gun down hordes of charging samurai with gatling guns.