For some reason, this is really, really funny.

Yep. That's DEFINITELY Mass Effect.

My lawd.

Or dead because you accidentally bought a drink from a batarian bartender.

Ah, yes. The reverse-grip thumb trigger-action .357 revolver.

And nobody would lie about getting a new iMac. That's Jobsphemy.

"I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement."

"Because it's more Starcraft."

Does it come with a buffed heatshot multiplier?

The risk? Sync-kills.

Impossible.

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Excellent.

Exactly. You can find sex and language in any American Pie movie, and I think we can all agree that those don't qualify as "Mature" entertainment whatsoever.

Dear God, THAT'S how small they are?

I know a Mormon on facebook who goes to BYU. Him commenting/liking photos on the "BYU Memes" page often show up in my news feed, and one of them was about young women finally being approved for missionary work.

It's highly sensationalized and likely exaggerated, but there's truth in his post. If there were one or two things that were fishy about mormonism, but the rest seemed relatively kosher to me, I wouldn't be so hard on it. But the fact is that the whole thing stinks. Its origin, the textual and linguistic anachronisms,…

I briefly considered Mormonism.

My socks were incinerated.

This is easily one of my favorite guitar solos, if not one of the best I've heard. Beautiful, melodic, and totally awesome.