You sound like all those pricks I have to explain the Hyperdimension Neptunia series to.

So Steam doesn't want to be steamy. Hmmm.

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

How could you ever get out of the game?

Isn't that part of the fun? Trying to play tactically so your characters don't die?

Your comment is the first thing I saw when I scrolled down and I burst into laughter.

Is this one of those cases where you would invent an anonymous "friend" to refer to yourself?

Dude, you're totally gay.

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Walk down the street unarmed and don't bump anyone.

Every pic is presented as it was captured; nothing further was done in Photoshop.

Your title lead me to believe I would get to see this take place in the included video. Sadly, it does not show her experiencing it at all.

Imma just leave this here...
http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Infiniminer

"And hopefully it won't go to his head"

The Vita's interface is not pretty but is very fast and it's disliked by most. I have direct access to any of the 70 games I have installed in no more than 1 swipe and 2 tap.

There were two jokes here that were removed. One was about how the commentor hoped that they all made it to the vet safely, and another where a different commentator said was that that's how you flush them out so you can hunt them better.

You see, while some stuff is freely passed around, the rest costs money. Figures like $250 are mentioned for the Star Wars Battlefront 3 build, and $300 will allegedly buy you a private Halo 4 network test. [Update: I've been informed that this build has been leaked and "is worth nothing now."] Where it can get tricky…

Give me a new Bloody Roar