Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

I think Hitler would have made the Hall if in his final season he hadn’t been sent down by the end of April.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

I maek bill say nippel bad OK relect me

You had me at “Star Wars t-shirt”.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

I must be odd because I loved the “red matter” concept. He didn’t explain it, it was just red stuff that blew up a planet. Cool.

He was going to be publicly beheaded as the encore act of the final performance.

where else could rosa have sat

oh shit didnt even think of that

I always cry when Emma Thompson implodes in her bedroom (with Joni Mitchell in the background), when Olivia Olson sings All I Want For Christman, and yes, during God Only Knows. Always. Every time. Sometimes I also cry during the intro, depending on my mood. Yes, I’ve seen this film probably every year since it came…

Idk are the bills placed vertically or horizontally?

a robert johnson and a WC handy sound like hilariously sad sex things, especially in this context

What's the basis for the Harvard Law professors disagreeing with airing the documentary? I want to hear about that way more than rehashing the terrible shit Winston has been accused of

Can I say the you-googley at your funeral?

I agree about the play, but why did you finish your comment with the Aussie Pledge of Allegiance?

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

A good way to live life: Assume anyone who seriously says or types “liberal media agenda” is actually a dog of below average intelligence who somehow slammed his paws into the keyboard to make actual English words somehow.

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!