I also want to know all about her date. What's he like? Nerd? Jock? Nerdy jock? Does she like him? Or like-like him?

Having a different, clean button down everyday would be my major obstacle in being a multi-time returning champion. That and answering all the questions. Not to mention making small talk with Alex after every game. I am fucked on all Jeopardy fronts I guess.

We'll have more on this shortly.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

When he said "same-sex marriage" before changing it to "fags", did you get a sense of a real human there using the word fag to entice more reaction?

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

You know, Hendrix's version of the anthem was highly criticized for being "different" and it eventually went on to become a classic. I guess what I'm saying is, if we give these guys enough time maybe they'll all O.D.

That is kind of amusing that the solution to avoiding the fees are to use the coins as money.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

You kind of missed the whole point of the movie.

My favorite PSH character...

The modern update of Deadwood focused a bit too much on local zoning issues for my tastes.

If you want to find the raaaayyyycis in the room, listen for the word "thug". It's become synonymous with "any black man with any attribute I disagree with", or sometimes just "black man". There used to be another word for it, but that's become taboo.

Cum inside? Is that an invitation or a warning?

That's weird, you'd expect the guys in leather jackets who regularly attend 6th-tier English soccer to smell pretty damn fresh.

The painting works better if you imagine her not pregnant but simply bloated after a massive Chipotle binge and ready for some loud lovin'.