Benicio Del Toro is out of focus.

Nobody cares about your boa

All men must die.

It sounds like she did not destroy a friendship.

* Eats of Strength

Beer and coloring sounds amazing

I would enjoy baseball more if all the umps made calls on all the plays.

I worked for home for 8+ years and many people seemed to think that it was just code for lounging around the house doing nothing all day. You just have to ignore it.

I always leave my fly down until I get to the sink and then I wash my hands, penis, belt buckle, and zipper. The order depends on mood.

When making changes to my house I don’t really care about how it will affect resale value. I make the changes I want so I can enjoy my house. It isn’t an investment, it’s where I live. I look at how the change will improve my living situation. The utility isn’t always measured in how much it increases the value.

Hey Hillary, what’s up with those emails?

It is also how I remember Kirk Cousins - a QB who throws it directly to a defender.

Counterpoint

Now that the video is out we can at least be sure Roger Goodell is taking notice.

That drives me crazy because “it’s what it’s” is much more efficient

At least HBO cares about my boner.

He also thought that dress was white and gold

I don’t want this to go off on a tangent so I can’t sine off on it.

Yeah, that guy with the long black shorts and wife-beater is a class act.

Wanted to avoid the IRS form 8300 for deposits over $10,000