I must admit an affinity for pandas. Not in a furry sort of way, though.

I am not sure how I should feel about this story. Will Hugo Schwyzer have a new Jezebel.com post soon that might help me work out my thoughts?

Things weren't so bad until the victim was digitally penetrated by Jerry "Big Data" Johnson

I'm looking forward to the next video where the cat "helps" clean the biological stains from the wall above the hamper

I didn't realize he had been proven entirely innocent

Why is it that people don't like to be cross-examined?

I have the same thing with my poo.

I was not aware of Walgreen's cookies. I shall seek them out

Candy Cane Joe-Joe's from Trader Joe's are probably humankind's greatest achievement. And also a sandwich cookie.

The probability of a spam post since Kinja was implemented: 1*1/1*0^0

No

I have written one negative review and it was simply because we had a problem and the management refused to deal with it. It seems reasonable to share that.