All he needs is to assemble the Foundational Elements, iconic items of great power from each realm—items like a nuclear rod

jesus what a big baby

damn, someone is testy. maybe we can find a better exchange of thoughts than with money in this era? i don’t think adults who are struggling financially to the point where they can’t really afford the insane prices enforced by publishers makes them “children.” and seriously if that’s your worldview maybe you’re the…

my trypophobia is doing somersaults

shit like this makes me hate people that play video games. it’s like the video of the dude saying “people made fun of me for learning dragonspeak, but that’s my life” or whatever the fuck stupid nerdy shit that was. if you like games, then like games. don’t act like your passion is above criticism just because it…

this is what’s been playing in my head to get me hyped for MGSV; picturing morricone playing while snake rides his horse through the desert

meh. sounds like he’s trying to channel dinklage but with added gusto. the thing about dinklage’s voice is it’s pretty monotone as it is, making him an ideal (you’d think) robot. make it your own, nolan!

The devs also mention some cool extra little details like a new karma system that’ll be in place in the countryside. Depending on how you comport yourself, the human inhabitants of the country will grow to trust you more or less, which will influence their decisions to help you in your fight against the zombies and…

DAE epic bacon? lolz >.<

what part of this is satire? parody, maybe, but calling it satire is giving it too much credit

i was in the same camp as you, i had a ps4 for a while and it was great but then i sold it and got an xbox one and man, it really is great. the exclusives don’t mean that much to me since i don’t play too too often and most shit i want to play is on both systems. being able to run my cable tv through it has made it…

wouldn’t a kid see the name of that book and be like “hell no?”

“conceit” is more of a symbolic term; it’s generally the artistic device used to make the concept unique and usually requires some suspension of disbelief. the conceit of “jurassic park” is dinosaurs being brought back to life. the conceit of “back to the future” is an ordinary kid traveling through time. a concept is…

his face looks like a video game render here

no, i love non-sequitur humor as much as i love this site, but with the appalling shit going on at gawker and the way its dickhead writers are responding to it, i worry that the attitude will pour over into better blogs like this. it doesn’t help when that writer can’t even drudge up a better response to criticism…

comparing a blurb on kotaku to a piece in an art gallery like a dickhead

would it kill you to provide some fucking context? you’re paid to write, for christ’s sake

goddamn, who cares? this is a terrible article; it reads like he had an idea for a concept and it didn’t work out so he just transcribed a bunch of shit kids said. either way, why should i care if a fifth-grader cares about iwata’s death? fucking dumb. also:

commas are supposed to go inside quotation marks, damn

which one is this? i remember the steve pop thing!