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Pretty certain he can’t turn the wheel because the tow strap is wrapped around the tire and pulling from the rear, not because the column locked, or because of a lack of power steering. You can see the strap go slack and then tighten back up as they go around the corner. This appears to be when it goes around the…

“It was the Summer of 2012 when the bus for the Swedish swimsuit team got a flat outside my treehouse on their way to the annual mud-wrestling convention across town...”

You say a man is dead as if it justifies your argument against the design of a fully functioning door lock.

Between that and the removable roof panel, there’s no reason he couldn’t have escaped. You release the front two latches, and then the single rear. You can then push the roof panel off the car, they probably don’t even weigh 25 pounds.

That is the interior handle. The door has a button.

Manual door release in the same light of sight as the push button. Been the same on both last generation cars. This is why people made fun of you.

Or know where the mechanical release handle is. There are three of them scattered around the cabin.

“Basically lost my dad’s side of the family over a Honda.” - Nah, you didn’t lose them, you got rid of them. You should be better of without them.

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Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

Some people want to go fast in a straight line. Some people want everyone to on the internet to know thye drive a bimmer??? Enjoy!

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

I can definitely believe that a guy who creeps on the teenage daughters of his colleagues prefers Corvettes to Porsches.

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

I guess they’re banking on not having to tackle keyboard and mouse units.

Die. That’s what you’d do. You’d die.