Dear Website Video Interviewers:

Bonnie Wright as Ygritte is AWESOME

"...with such a puny weapon!"

@SKiTz: The Beatles? ;)

@Nasdaf: "Help Me"

My favorite part of the whole thing is the idea that "if you play this game, this WILL happen."

Wow, I actually like my Old Navy cargo pants. Fighting the crowd would suck, but it might actually be worth it. =P #blackfriday

@Flying with jets of blood like an emo Peter Pan.: That made me actually laugh out loud. =D #masseffect2

@the-hypnotoad: My 360 is near death. I couldn't care less about the game or the design, but $400 for a new box with a 250G HD & 2 controllers?? Sign me up.

Oh dear god yes...

I bought one of these this weekend at a Game Stop, and when I got it home, it looked like someone had already used it and kicked it around their apartment.