who the hell gave Charlie Sheen access to a monster truck?! FAIL

was it compact or a full-size?

And in tomorrow's news, Verizon buys Sprint...

Prius. If I have to explain why, why the hell are you reading Jalopnik?

NEEDS MOAR JUICE

because race car

text redcross to 90999 for a $10 donation

There's too much that makes Japan awesome. No one person can answer this question fully, so I shall just Hadoken everyone else.

because they can defeat Godzilla, then make one.

was he driving while tweeting?

because racecar

NTSC is 29.97fps

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Mitsubishi Evo 11.

I see from the we-wanted-to-run-this-as-the-splash-image picture, the Raptor is the Charlie Sheen of trucks.

manufactured

clearly 'shopped

It must adhere to the principles in this neat graphic. Otherwise, it's not truly a Charlie Sheen car.

My cousin in the RCMP. Yeah, he's a mounty, but he's allergic to horses, so I guess that makes him a car-y. I guess this is what happens when you take away their horses.

DAT ASS?

Escalator temporarily stairs. Or not in this case... So was there an old person driving the escalator that hit the wrong pedal? How is this a Toyota then?