I find this reprehensible but as a starving artist I still submitted for this contest. Here is what i did for:

Straight out of the same era as their website's heyday. A beautiful homage!

hahaha! yessss!

"Yeaah, screw her personal wishes, I'm entitled to see TITS!!! How dare she deprive me of my birthright?!??"

As a Finn, I'm sad. As a NOK stockholder, I'm happy. Also, this means that we can soon finally have Finnish made Nokia Android phones (without the Nokia brand tag), so that's pretty cool. They'll be worth more than the WP Lumia crap in a matter of months :)

Jews were never actually made the "default" by the Nazis. They were made an ethnic "other" - culturally, biologically, and psychologically different from the "norm" of the Aryan race - and it was their "pollution" of German society that the Nazis considered responsible for the troubles of the Weimar years. Along…

Just so I'm clear, you believe that animals and plants experience evolution, i.e. that God has given them this ability, but that humans were not given this ability? So homo sapiens sapiens as we are today were always like this? And that the DNA that we share almost completely with primates is not an indication of a…

So, here is what I'm going to say about "Not all Christians are like that."

I Lick Ike

I prefer feather. And I fucking love that gif.

Yep! And they're not all over the top big like that, too. Some are just as subtle and natural looking at "normal" false lashes.

I was just going to ask this!

People still make and wear them today. Animal rights folks had a field day with J-Lo when she wore Fox eyelashes to an awards show a few years back.

This is the wig version of Cthulhu. It is the Elder God of hairpieces.

Reminds me of when Liz found our her boyfriend had cheated on her in her own bed and her response was "Gross! I eat there."

“I used to look at gay men and think ‘I’m not like that; I don’t want to be like that. That’s not me.' When you’re told you’re wrong by everyone, from society, from your faith — my self-esteem was crushed. I took my anger out on those around me. I look back now and realize I would bully people who I knew were gay. I…

The one from the Body Shop is diluted in a carrier mix to be safe for skin use.

I've used tea tree oil before, but it's been years. No trouble then, but who knows now. I'll definitely do a test before it goes on this mug. :)

Okay, I wasn't gonna comment, but I have to.

I, for one, choose to blame the babies and not the mothers, and I think the clear solution is baby body shaming. Make sure to expose your fetus, especially the female ones, to a lot of main-stream media and then offer them subscriptions to Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig. It can't fail!