PuffyTheUmpireLayer
PuffyTheUmpireLayer
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Oh goody, I wasted my whole day making stupid gifs and now I get to use one

I hear Donald Trump does the same.

Probably a few strippers too. She puts them in her hair to keep them away from the husband.

Oh man whatever they are, you know they have to be good

That's not a bump it, her hair is just full of secrets.

I spent the entire day today trying to find a comfortable 30H. I don't think they exist. I came home empty-handed, cried, and then vowed to wear nothing but sports bras this summer.

Why do people feel as if it's ok to say this type of thing to gingery people? I also have red hair and very pale skin, and I get really frustrated when people (friends also) feel the need to comment on it. I hear stuff like "You are too pale, get a tan" and soulless ginger jokes all the time. Ugh.

My mom was the troop leader and I ended up getting sent to my room every meeting for being disruptive. She eventually decided it wasn't my thing and let me quit.

I realized I was an adult when I started wearing sunscreen and flossing daily.

Those stupid biatches should be all over YOU, not the hot guy. Right, Mr. Nice Guy Troll?

I read "bare bottom" in Ralph Wiggum's voice. There has to be a better way to phrase that.

Thanks, looks interesting!