“Kaeden, get over here!”

I have a big needle for u this week

In particular, we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the…

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

Yes.

If their name (and product) is any indication the Browns are always willing to offer number 2.

Things might have escalated if Hardy didn’t need like a year to make a comeback.

Seriously, I don't understand how you could possibly take this as offensive unless your skin is as thick as rice paper.

Here at Deadspin, we find everything to be racist.

I am super fucking confused.

(orderlies leave gurney with Clowney on it unattended) (gurney bumped) (rolls into stairwell, goes down 9 flights of stairs) (empties onto busy street, clipped by car) (goes into pond) (fish smacks him in the face with its tail) (ol' boy watches, arms folded) Worst draft pick ever.

The Eagles, in their first year with head coach Chip Kelly, were concerned about Gordon's impending suspension. They were also high on Foles.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

yeah yeah. I know.

Buffalo is Cleveland without the good parts of Cleveland.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Fair enough. I hail from Wisconsin and was startled by Ohioans lack of skills. They have winter there every year, and yet, they still seem surprised.

though everything else would have Brady might never have touched the ball again

I think that falls under "Motorists".