Are you fat-shaming them?

Where was your funbag this week, dickhole?

That is not physically possible but for MAYBE water retention (?). Good try though.

Their income comes from the crimes they commit/drugs they sell 99% of the time.

Urrr...Kind of a dumbass, eh?

First off, this is not a new thing. It’s been going on for years and they actually did make it illegal, though I am not sure if it still is. It was a method young blacks used to getaway after committing various crimes, usually non-violent, some not.

Huh? I thought 99.9% of those who read/commented on Gawker were pretty fat or even obese. Why do they need this article to explain what it’s like to fuck fatties?

VT is a bad team. Yet, they still had OSU on the ropes until the starting QB went down. It’s almost as if OSU has too many weapons or something. There were a lot of fuck ups, but the play calling by whoever the hell calls plays for OSU was just god awful. You just have no need whatsoever to direct snap to Zeke,…

Is Robin a dude or a lesbian?

So you guys did the Deadspin 25, so I know you aren’t protesting until college FB players get paid. It’s now 11:30 am on the Friday after NCAAFB kickoff night and not a single article about any game or any aspect of college football. What the actual fuck?

Originally, I had envisioned a kind of “Why Your Team Sucks”, but for college teams. Bashing on the school while still giving a decent rundown of the upcoming year. I was sorely disappointed.

“Best” negative story the guy has is coach grabbing his facemask and yelling at him after a shitty play? The rest of the report on him is pretty damning, but that anecdote was not worth including.

I think the hilariousness of this was unintended through the use of “cover their wallets” as if they are going to be pick-pocketed, Gangs of New York-style. Dude, that black guy is just going to beat your ass and take your wallet - no stealth required.

Since this clown show is over - Does this mean the ball boys can now have their jobs back?

He looks like a severely mentally retarded Matthew Perry.

You mean, the Redskins?

You forgot about that?? What are you a fucking goldfish?

So if I sack up and write an objectively perfect Constitution, but I believe that slavery should be reestablished, would you argue that my Constitution should not be used? How does that have anything to do with anyth...oh, I read the other parts of your comment and see you are an insane person.

I love your little “cops shouldn’t get guns” you threw in there. Right. I know I want the cops in my city with high gun violence unarmed and, likely, unwilling to effectively assist in any crime prevention/respond to in-progress criminal acts.

Pretty much, yes. In other words - some weird, possibly illegal but unprovable, things happened. She wants money. This will never go to trial or even discovery.