Not that I’ll be a dick about it, but seriously fuck fat as shit assholes on airplanes taking up a seat and a half. You ate it all - you buy two tickets.

WHOA, Biden fucked something up when he actually tried to accomplish anything? Jesus...give me a moment to compose myself. I am truly taken aback.

You really had quite the line-up of folks eager to explain things to you.

He has a collared shirt on in the first picture...

I see you can’t type well, but I assumed you could read.

Drew - You didn’t point out that a human tail would just be the tail bone covered in human skin, no hair, no nothing - just pasty ass dry human skin. It would look fucking disgusting. 99% would have it removed or chop it off themselves if too poor, accounting for the 1% fetish.

Yea, I think it’s a absolutely perfect illustration of present day.

Wow. Pretty typical entitled, always-the-victim black dude. Doing things like throwing racist grenades around when things don’t go the way you want - and then just clamming up because you know you’ll look like a complete dick4 - is about as bad as actually being a racist.

I know when the blast radius of a nuke is heading my way and I need to quickly survive - I naturally just kind of lower my upper body and shield my eyes a bit. Nothing more, nothing less. Hasn’t failed me yet.

Utah news, eh?.........yea.

“I usually flush last. I stand up, I examine the damage I did to the toilet, I buckle up my pants, and THEN I flush.”

Yea, crazy that the government fails to construct an efficient and productive taxing mechanism, or anything for that matter. Who’da thunkit??

“he pleaded no contest to putting his girlfriend in a headlock and dragging her up the stairs.”

I had this thought. What if Dr. Yolo was an actual doctor and his actual last name was YOLO!? I feel much worse for THAT Dr. Yolo who probably has no idea what the hell happened or why he was publicly shamed on Magary’s heavily-traffiked Twitter feed. Then again, maybe the other Dr. Yolo has no self-awareness and also…

Sweet christ, that re-do Time Machine movie was FUCKING terrible. I watched the old one as a kid and was (despite my better judgment) pumped when I heard they were remaking it. Pearce’s acting in that shit sandwich is still a major component of all my nightmares to this day.

nuuhhh...Pretty sure he is very much stupid.

Go home, Will. You are drunk.

Actually, I think Samer attempted to "something was done here". But, regardless, Samer is a douche.

I pity you.

Hah, god damn you are just such a stupid asshole, Greg. Keep reaching for those racism stars. You do realize it's shit like this that encourages racism deniers out there, right?