"Just thought the man could have had something better than just an old DLC made free for 24 hours."

Internet on this response: "please write that I cried."

Totally agree on this one. I have been a bartender years over 7 years now and every time you have to clean the bathrooms the women's is always in a much bigger state than the mens. I've never had to peel a used sanitary towel off the wall of the gents toilets....

Is it just me, or is it impossible to actually win this game? What am I missing?

I made the Mother Brain one. I have more here.

Hey it's my Metroid Mother Brain picture.