Oh, yes. Me too.

There's a great second option, however - charity galas and balls. You're only out $100 + $200 for a ticket, you get to swan around in a glamourous outfit, eat twee hors d'oeuvres, dance and people watch and more importantly, your money is going to a good cause.

Indeed! The United States is internationally known for their great cheese...err...products.

Oh, dude! You were just one lesbian-related slur away from a perfect score. I'm afraid you won't be able to make it to the Clueless Male Privilege Semi-Finals this year :(