She would be so much better as Nina Simone than Zoe Saldana.

How is it that this woman, who studied acting at Yale, gave a ground breaking, critically acclaimed performance but only has one movie coming out this year and hasn't been cast in any others? Meanwhile, Jennifer Lawrence has roles and awards being thrown at her even though she was horrible in American Hustle. I wonder…

She doesn't even seem real to me. Every time I see her, I can't help but think that no mere mortal can be that flawless. Congratulations, Lupita Nyong'o, on officially making my lady-crush list last night. The photo of you on Dazed & Confused Mag only confirms I made the right decision adding you to my list.

I think Emma was doing a bit.

Had she a had a drink or two? Probably. But I don't think she was wasted. I think she was shocked that she had won. Whoever did the seating arrangements clearly didn't think she had much chance at winning. Despite the fact that she was a Bond girl and a big star at one time, I think she might have gotten to the point…

.... Blue Ivy's hair is unkempt and wild?

"Please don't remove me from your list."

The guy who infamously didn't vote include Pedro Martinez on his MVP ballot in 1999 - not didn't vote for him for 1st but didn't include him at all - and was one of just TWO voters to not include Martinez in any ballot and Martinez lost the MVP by 3 percentage points... to someone later outed in the Mitchell Report…

I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

I didn't say I am completely satisfied and things should stop here. I'm excited because this is a good start and I hope this means they'll keep hiring diverse writers and actors and actresses.

Wow, momentous. This pushes beyond tokenism and starts to actually look like representation.

Hallefuckinglujah! I was starting to worry that Lorne Michaels expected everyone to be content with just the hiring of Sasheer Zamata (as in, she's awesome but he needed to do more than hire only one black woman).

I really want this dress:(

I had no idea who he was, but he just looked to me like a not-random person. Do famous people carry themselves differently?

This face is the greatest reaction I can imagine. I really wish I could have heard his thoughts at this moment in time. "What do we do? Do we ignore it? Do we leave? This is so uncomfortable. I just wanted to watch the game. Uch, drunk people."

"Knicks Of The World, Untie!"

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied?