I'm guessing the irony that the state is raising his kids (as opposed to his hard-working "real 'Murcan" self would be lost on him.

I'm trying to understand why you can't just not have sex for the two or three days you're going to be visiting your parents for Christmas. Good God, you people must be breeding like cats and dogs.

I guess I'm just old or have a low libido. I can go a week without sex when visiting my parents's home. Sheesh.

I cannot wait to see how she uses nothing but money, rats, and iTunes to cripple eight people.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Despite Chuck's death stare, their music wasn't deterrable.

This is the cat video to end all cat videos period because it reminds us all why cats fucking blow because if they were dogs instead you could have taken them to enjoy all those NYC sights and sounds for real

On the other hand, she seems to have gotten through an entire essay without mentioning Madonna. This is actually kind of a miracle.

Being a good teacher is an art. I have never understood sticking someone in front of a class simply because they do a certain thing well. If they do not teach well, then they should not be teaching.

"Men are the number on cause of death in women." - Louis C.K.

I love this! One note though: Nikki Giovanni is a great poet but quite simply the worst professor I ever had.

I can't laugh. The rapid spread of American cultural hegemony everywhere on earth makes me sad.