So Gawker Media has doubled down on TMZ linkage, then?

Even though I'm not a fashionista in any sense, I've always appreciated the thorough thoughtfulness with which you approached your posts. You will be missed.

So glad to see that you, a perfect idiot, waded through everyone else's same or similar assertions to point out that I alone am ventriloquizing Gabby.

I said all this on the original Jex post of the story, which, despite my thread having the most respondents, Dodai chose to ignore*. That this was not, as some people were trying to claim, Kimmel's prank, but his bride's, I'm all the more certain that this was a typical assertion of…

I agree with the first part, but you're wrong about the second part.

Agreed, if by "these days" you mean, "all the time." Jim Cooke is the hero we don't deserve.

Clearly none? You are an asshole. I've provided plenty of thoughtful commentary to those who deserved it, and even to some who don't. Like now.

Oh, be disingenuous all you like about the "real" comment. That you resort to using phrases like "Daily Fail" tells me you've yet to escape middle school.

Thank you for both responses, actually. I'm a bit heated, but I haven't said anything for which I am sorry.

Fuck you, Zimmerman juror #2.

Personally I love Gabby and I want to see more of her without people making comments about her size/skin/looks so that she has a better chance of working without controversy from anyone.

You're trying to reason something that isn't there. I'm talking only about what is there. Gabby's appearance in a wedding dress at another person's wedding is the entirety of the prank. I don't assume things not in evidence, like you're doing.

No, you're not missing anything. You arready know.

Always quick to say it's something besides ("just") the Black factor. As you do admit, both aspects are distasteful, although I don't find them to be "equally" so, so you can step right on with that.

I'm not assuming a relationship (as you're quick to do) or lack of one. It matters not. If all three were in on it, then for whom was the prank? The audience? Again, I ask: why would they find it funny? Is it just as funny if Cameron Diaz walks in?

I am surprised to see not one comment questioning the humor of this prank.

I started reading the fist blurb, but stopped, having to scroll down here and ask:

Who's singing the song, please? Need it for sexy times.

Pee-wee is just so clever!

I'm Black, too, and it happens all the time. School, work, local park, entertainment venues are all places where the word gets thrown around with abandon.