Crap. I looked it up and still don't see it!

I just don't understand how those people exist or what they're like day-to-day. How do they have jobs? Friends?

I actually have no idea what smoked salmon is. This is all news to me (I don't eat any kind of fish or seafood, though). Because smoked turkey isn't raw.. and smoked bacon isn't raw... so why is smoked salmon raw? They should call it rawtine!

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One other thing that really affects his forgiveness rating: being called 'Ghandi.' Really makes him turn on you :)

Ha, that's a fair reason. But vodka is the worst... it's tasteless, it only adds alcohol to a drink! Can't believe it knocked out all the other spirits.

Maybe it is a generational thing, or something like that. Because what you're saying makes sense, it's logical, it's not offensive, but thinking about actually doing that just gives me such a bad vibe, like I'm saying "I'm better than you because I can pay." Maybe it's because I'm a millennial and graduated just as…

Never heard of 2ch. Is that related to 4chan?

I remember being afraid to go to it in high school because someone had tricked me into thinking it was a porn site or illegal download thing or something. I really missed out for a long while.

Glad to hear this! I'm sure it meant a lot to a lot of people, but it's good to know I'm not the only one who was totally clueless about this site.

Cool! Impressive that you recognized that you didn't like it and made a change. I think that's very admirable, and probably wasn't easy either.

I think this is all great advice! Except for one party paying for the first date part. Totally disagree with that, actually. I would never, ever pay for a first date - always split it. Can't imagine a bigger turnoff than someone expecting me to pay for it.

Good diss on the idiot, but are you really a failed pick-up artist? Doesn't seem like you, based on this one column. Or is troll just trollin'?

I don't think bartenders do that anymore. At least not young ones. They just do super-fancy cocktails. Which is fine by me!

I read all the books ten years ago and many times since, and *I* had trouble telling Robb and Theon apart for an episode or two. Bunch of pasty white kids.

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I like this, and I like the idea of doing it a day at a time. Wonder how many days I should try to bank per paycheck.

Surprised no one's mentioned this: Wash & fold laundry. Even when I was dirt poor unemployed I paid to drop it off and pick it up. Because it didn't take 3 hours of my time and because something happened to it that never once happened to it when I did my own laundry: it was folded neatly.

Unemployment for part of the year, a job where I was paid as an independent contractor (even though I shouldn't have been) where I paid estimated taxes, deductions for that job (which bumps me up to the next, more expensive tier of TurboTax), a full-time, salaried job started halfway through the year while the…

I've only had all my forms for about three weeks, and my taxes are complicated enough that a little more time is helpful. Also, I find the entire process extremely intimidating and even frightening.