I'm going to try this, but handwritten. It might work! And that's short enough that it won't hurt my hand.

WHAT.

I dislike silent mouses (mice?). The sound tells me I did, in fact, actually click. One of the flaws of the Apple trackpad, imo.

That's how I feel about racing games. Why would I ever play Forza, a game that doesn't have any explosive turtle shells in it, when there is a racing game that DOES have explosive turtle shells in it?

Sorry guys, I gotta sit this one out!

BA-WA

But that's something everyone has to get good at eventually (right?).. may as well do it early. I certainly wasn't when I started college.

Because the people who write network sitcoms, even when they're young and hip, are behind the times.

This was pre-NS11! The NS quest wasn't finished. When I first started, the Tower wasn't there at all, but pretty soon it was there, but the NS herself wasn't added for a long time after that. But the Wand of Nagamar had always been around. So in effect the giant's quest was the end and after that you would just grind…

I mean, obviously it doesn't work, whether you believe in it or not.

Sadly, the bunnies aren't as cute as the cats!

OH MY GOD IT'S SMOOT!!!!

Goatse is the St. Peter's Basilica of the Internet.

Your ridiculous and unsourced opinion is false.

Yea, pre-ascension. Did a bunch shortly after ascension, a bunch more after Spookyraven came out, a bunch after NS-13, a bunch more recently, when I learned the ins-and-outs of the fax network. Every once in a while the urge strikes me. It's impressive how far it's come, from a (deliberate) joke of a game to something…

Lemonparty THREE-D!

Insane that I've been "playing," or at least existed, since 2004. And I think it's informed my sense of humor more than pretty much anything.

Thanks. I appreciate that you took the 'explain what it is' tack and not the 'deride person for not knowing' approach, which so many people do. I imagine I probably SHOULD have known this by now, especially since I have an interest in syncretic religions, but somehow it's never come up. I appreciate it and I'll look…

Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!

Oh, Kingdom of Loathing. I rarely play anymore, maybe an hour a year, but I think it's safe to say an adventurer is me. For life. #38322!