God. In New York even chain burrito places can't do it right! This city has the absolute worst Mexican food. I know Chipotle is more SF-style. But apparently New York ruins any kind of Mexican influenced food that comes here. It's really strange since this is probably the best city in the world for food otherwise.

Not to be CEO of a Dow 30 company, no.

Well, that sounds amazing. Basically the strategic elements of Crusader Kings or EU, but a bit more manageable.. and with an actual combat system and graphics. I like the sound of that.

Fair enough. I guess I missed that one since Maddens are so far in the non-yes category for my own interests that I don't even bother to look.

So I haven't played Rome: Total War I, or this. But I did study and still love classical history. What era does it cover? Is it remotely historical or does it have historical scenarios or anything like that? Can this recreate Actium or Cannae or Teutoburg Forest? How late does it go?

I think this is the first non-Yes in quite a while, and I'm sad to hear it's about something that sounds so exciting and has such potential.

Sounds like a pretty good fit with a Big L related post, eh?

A what?

Honestly, Chipotle sort of does this, at least in my area and time (Manhattan lunch rush). There's a *little* mixing, it's not as bad as that diagram, but it's basically always the rice and beans end and the meat/guacamole end and the salsa corner... it's very disappointing when it happens that way.

I agree. I like lots of Coen brothers movies, and really like one or two. I just can't get into this one. I can't even get through it! By halfway through I'm either bored enough to turn it off or tired enough to fall asleep. I've tried a few times. I like Jeff Bridges. I like John Goodman. I just don't get it!

There are people who don't like spreadsheets? I'm a freelance writer too and it's one of my favorite parts of my job. Whenever I get to spreadsheet something I'm happy. Clean order!

You mean the most of Kotaku's money.

I don't really get the boner for Gabe Newell. Half-Lives are great. Steam is really great and revolutionary. Portal is artsy. But it seems like the company is a total shitshow and really badly run - what else have they done that's impressive at all? What makes Newell so crazy popular? Are there accomplishments I'm not…

Whiskey in vending machines WHAT??

I learned this the hard way. Had no idea you couldn't put aluminium foil in a microwave. Never heard that before in my life. At my first job, microwaved a leftover sandwich in aluminum and went to get a soda from the vending machine.

FreshDirect? Lots of places deliver groceries to your door.

Does the headline say anything about a video? No. It asks a question and doesn't answer it. Doesn't even try to answer it.

Fuck Jo, Marry John, Kill Phil. 'Cuz Pullman is great but insufferable.

Fuck Aragog, Kill Basilisk, Marry Nagini. Obviously.