My middle and high school had a gym class that was just football for those who wanted to go to that class. I cant remember if it was flag or touch though. Anyone was allowed to take that gym class.

Kids play football at recess all the time without there being a team, and girls and boys play together then. That's how it was at my elementary- middle school. We didn't have a school football team until high school.

Yeah! How dare women who weigh less than you want to lose weight for whatever reason! They make me sick too.

I think perhaps you didn’t realize that Kirilenko was the one joking.

This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

Amazing to think that soccer players actually can stay on their feet after contact when they really want to.

I think this clearly points to a Russian attempt to compel the Danish into forming an anti-Sweden alliance with the Russians, which will lead to the Second Great Northern War, fought to remove the scourge of Absolut Vodka and Ikea products from their shores.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

Wait, only $20k? *balls up life, starts over*

OMG that was my first and last thought. Also I do not think we have any real idea as to what their bodies actually look like

i'm sorry to hear about your family — wish you cousins could aspire to something greater

I heard "Wha a fuck cunt!" etc.

And if you do it while hold 4 marbles in your cheeks you are speaking south African...

I have used both Fidelity and Vanguard in the past. Fidelity was through company plans.

This website says different for most vegetables other than potatoes and onions.

The place where cooking gets expensive for a single person or even a couple are vegetables. They aren't that expensive, but for me, I buy a bunch of stuff for a few meals during the week and then decide I don't want to cook one night, and then go to make that meal a couple nights later and the vegetables are bad so it…

Yeah, I thought the same thing. I didn't get that spellotape was a play on of cellotape and the education system where they take the OWLs and then NEWTs I didn't realize that was based on the actual British education system.

Only tangentially related, but when I first read Harry Potter, as an American, I was confused by things that I had no idea were pretty standard in Britain, so I assumed they were wizard things. Like the whole idea of a boarding school, especially with the idea of competing houses and all the students living together.…

"Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake!"

In an ironic twist, the adult Hermoine would later downplay her Wizarding abilities and emphasize her mudblood origins during her campaign for the Senate.