Looks like a lifted Yeti to me.

And then you need an even bigger crane to pick up that crane, and then...

Looks like the merc would have scored fairly decently in the small frontal offset crash test, at least.

Atleast it died on a racetrack as intended and not sucked up through a tornado or sinkhole.

You look at that car and think the automatic transmission is what makes it horrible? Does Gawker Media not have a vision plan?

Fun on Wheels!

Wow...that was a narrow Escape!

*rim shot*

TSA, the gift of your own making. Hahahaha, you deserve neither freedom nor security

QED

And you need to give it to me in less than four sentences.

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

I'll take your Corvette and raise you a Porsche:

Oh well. He had a good run.

....And Jean-Marc Gales just made a racist phone conversation which was leaked to TMZ.

How To Load Your Bike Into A Van.

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If you're going to be a judgemental asshat you need to go fuck yourself.

Wake up sheeple!

It looks like it knocked over from off camera. This was no accident.

What an awful person. Who films in vertical video?