Give that ditch a Baja Bug

Yummy. She can shovel my sidewalk any time she wants.

Was going to make a "whats the fox say" joke but decided not to.

Service Dog?

the ones that don't speak english?

Deer are just oversized squirrels with a better PR agent.

The irony of all of this is when the jetta smashed my face into the ground, I saw the source of my exhaust noise - the pipe after the catalytic converter had rotted away. I saw it jiggle when pinned to the pavement.

It is a very odd feeling when you're in a life or death situation and thinking "Oh, that's what the…

tweet + cubed = twubbed?

I don't plan on being discharged from the job I currently work at.

Oh absolutely, there was a fundamental difference between Catholicism and...all the other christian churches, but the CoE, unlike say, The Lutherans, had kept a lot of the form and ceremony (and symbolism) of the Catholic Church, and that's what the Puritans objected to, especially the imagery and ceremonial.

Not twince on Tuesdays? (Get it? Turbos?) I'd let it remove my top[e?] 520 times!

In Russia the bear would be driving.

Okay, it's not as big as yours, but still. We're all contributing.

Kelley Blue Book is basically the bible for used car buying. And now it's heading to Chinanow it's heading to Chinanow it's heading to China, where the used car market is poised to take off very, very soon.

What's worse than a third degree Viper sidepipe burn on your calf?

Been there dude. Thought about it but, way to commit.

Guys.

Completely reasonable reaction.

Guys. Guys. Come on now.

Duh...