step 1, buy 20 Ferraris of various vintage

The thief got a guppy. The clearly clever criminal couldn’t choose something that doesn’t look like a guppy?

well, yes. Now take your star you perv.

Most dangerous place to stand, is she a stuntwoman? or some other kind of professional? Inquiring minds and all that....

Hypertension? maybe from all the tickets he got for being dead? It’s nice Floriduh dismissed the tickets - after all, it’s just bad form to send him collection letters in the cemetery.

This sounds really blunt, but it seems you’re missing this one, little detail. It never was a show for you - ever. What’s sad, though, is the attempt to stay relevant by reposting on Drivetribe.

I swear their videos are shot by someone who got “movie making for dummies, the view” - so they start with chapter 1 - frontal, and show that 10x. Then chapter 2 - the hover.... and so on.

mindnumbingly boring videos might be a reason.

I like Nickelback, my name is Prophet, and I am an alcoholic.

Their angels worked over time. Miraculous is the only term that even remotely describes their survival.

Did you notice that the alarm didn’t go off? I’d also bet the 3 amigos came on on the dash just before its last jolt of electricity.

that sucks, my condolences.

roflmao, if you can get your schizophrenia under control, you’ll have a great chance at comedian. nicely written.

So you mean to tell me that retail therapy fixes the quiet desperation that is his life? He drives a minivan and likes it - there really is no hope for him. Sorry, but someone has to say it. 

Next time you’re around anyone with King or Fox coilovers, look at their mount. I run them on my street-drive FJ40. No, it’s not stock. I also use it off-road (I know, gasp, right?)

You need to call them to reopen the claim - then you can edit the registration section.... don’t fax. It will take 3 days - they do work on weekends for this - to reopen the claim so you can make the change.

Let’s not forget they add to the process. When I did claim (on the first day) it didn’t ask for registration (I’m still puzzled as to why they need this - after all, if you have the title in your name the registration would be in your name as well). So I get a nastygram from them that they need the registration. …

Top Gear’s Matt LeBlanc Has Opinions

I figured we’d get the real stig back - after all, his career was NASCAR in England prior to, and during the TG stint.

It’s funny, there’s all this complaining about the American’s comments during driving being nonsensical. As Jeremy Clarkson said “racing drivers have nothing useful to say” - Skinner mumbling incoherent stuff so fits the on-going joke (reinforced by the commentary about the formula 1 driver screwing with the…