Mercedes tries to end a huge problem in society, then has to recall the car to ‘fix’ it. Way to go NHSTA, jerks.

water damage? the A#1 thing about those is there is no wood (to speak of) within it. The entire frame is aluminum and steel. I’ve passed on a couple, and I’m like you - I think the time has passed where I will find one for a price I’m willing to pay.

Home is where you park it.

Best of all he can move to get his fees paid. As they were a property-rights dispute, any judgment would attach to the plaintiff’s property. Eventually, he could be their landlord :)

no weedwack with a rope.... cable, absolutely, but ropes simply drop.

You think that’s something. Guess before you watch who wins the tug of war

It’s even funnier with the entire ad

One more reason to hate seals. I’m going out clubbing tonight.

yep, this.

I don’t have to be

I’m pretty certain that the word she used to describe what she was going to do to that Lambo was not “crap” - since when did Halopnik become g-rated?

What’s even better is that you can look at the video, think that it’s an interesting structure rising up in the flames; but instead it’s the victims burning to death. It’s nice to know that Jalopnik has stayed classy after the Hogporn lawsuit.

And absolute best part is the relatives can watch the car burn with their family members inside. By this point, they should be dead.

Aren’t you special.

It’s Kansas - if it were a dude, it would only reduce the willing-participant pool by 2 or 3 out of those thousands. Seriously, any place with a “stockyard” ... well, not going further.

I had to chuckle at how that’d work in Washington. Whoever is the last owner gets the cars final tow bill, toll tickets, etc. It truly would be the gift that keeps on giving.

Nazis everywhere

as lots of these cars saw life as parts delivery vehicles; it was a pretty smart thing (for a really terrible car)

Does he cover the sales tax too?

wretched party?